So, the other morning my son decided to make himself a hot dog for lunch (or maybe a late breakfast... it was only 10am). In the process, he had cut open a package of hot dogs and all of the hot dogs had spilled out and into the refrigerator. When I discovered this, I told him, "what are you trying to do? Kill all of our hot dogs? They need to be in their package, or a plastic bag, or they'll shrivel up and die."
His response: "They were trying to kill themselves!! When I cut the bag they just all jumped out everywhere."